Catching Up (Most Recent Posted First)

May 2, 2007


Just found out my mom has two (count 'em, two) hernias in her stomach. Apparently, this is what caused the diarrhea, the bleeding, and all that other mess. She's spending the night in the hospital where they'll be treating her, rehydrating her, and observing her.




May 2, 2007


My bro got his computer monitor. I'm glad he's back in business with his computer. If I can save enough money, I want to buy him a Dell computer to go with the monitor.




May 1, 2007


My younger brother called me to let me know Mom was in the hospital. He said it was something to do with intestinal or colon bleeding. She's staying the night in the hospital where they have to give her potassium and electrolytes to rehydrate her.

Terrible Shootings

Everyone's still in shock from the terrible shootings at Virginia Tech. This is going to take a while to heal from. All these feelings of heartbreak and despair feel ominously similar to what we all felt on 9-11.

Free dental clinic for adults ages 18 and over.

A Mission of Mercy Portable Clinic will be set up at the Roanoke Civic Center, for two days only, to make free Dental Care available to all adults age 18 and older that DO NOT have dental insurance.

Friday May 4th from 8 am to 3 pm

Saturday May 5th from 8 am to 12 noon

~ Registration onsite at Roanoke Civic Center

Center in the square suffers with inferiority complex.

How greedy can you be? As greedy as a community will let you be after you've blown enough hot air up their backside.

First we hear how center in the square will probably give the weiner stand the boot. Then we hear how there are plans for a multimillion dollar botox facelift. Now we learn that fifty percent of the market vendors will probably be kicked to the curb if center in the square has their way. What's next?!

Once Center In The Square gets their way and they've become the only thing downtown, they'll probably change their name to Center OF The Square.

BlackBerry Blogging Kicks Butt
(Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile)

This is just too cool. This is my first blog sent from my ultra cool Blackberry Pearl 8100-something. I like the phone, although it's a bitch to learn all the little details and stuff. I'm glad I'm smarter than the average Mexican, so getting the hang of the phone with only minimal tech support feels like a big accomplishment.

Too Cool!

Mexican drawing again.... :::: grunt, huff, faint ::::

From a comic book I saw not long ago.

I freehanded this, but it's originally someone else's drawing.

(graphite on cheap copy paper)

Big Penis Eureka!

I just realized the daily problems of my life would disappear if I had a grotesquely huge penis. I don't know why I hadn't thought of it earlier, but I'm glad I thought of it now. By porn standards, I'd have to hang at least 15 inches to be legitimately "hung".

Oh, the doors that would open!

I would whip myself into muscled shape to make adult movies and hang out at their conventions in Vegas. I wouldn't hurry to hide my privates anymore in the locker room. Life would be so simple. I would become a talk-circuit celebrity and make a killing at seminars and live shows.

Could life get any better? I don't think so.