Free dental clinic for adults ages 18 and over.
A Mission of Mercy Portable Clinic will be set up at the Roanoke Civic Center, for two days only, to make free Dental Care available to all adults age 18 and older that DO NOT have dental insurance.
Friday May 4th from 8 am to 3 pm
Saturday May 5th from 8 am to 12 noon
~ Registration onsite at Roanoke Civic Center
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Center in the square suffers with inferiority complex.
How greedy can you be? As greedy as a community will let you be after you've blown enough hot air up their backside.
First we hear how center in the square will probably give the weiner stand the boot. Then we hear how there are plans for a multimillion dollar botox facelift. Now we learn that fifty percent of the market vendors will probably be kicked to the curb if center in the square has their way. What's next?!
Once Center In The Square gets their way and they've become the only thing downtown, they'll probably change their name to Center OF The Square.
How greedy can you be? As greedy as a community will let you be after you've blown enough hot air up their backside.
First we hear how center in the square will probably give the weiner stand the boot. Then we hear how there are plans for a multimillion dollar botox facelift. Now we learn that fifty percent of the market vendors will probably be kicked to the curb if center in the square has their way. What's next?!
Once Center In The Square gets their way and they've become the only thing downtown, they'll probably change their name to Center OF The Square.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
BlackBerry Blogging Kicks Butt
(Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile)
This is just too cool. This is my first blog sent from my ultra cool Blackberry Pearl 8100-something. I like the phone, although it's a bitch to learn all the little details and stuff. I'm glad I'm smarter than the average Mexican, so getting the hang of the phone with only minimal tech support feels like a big accomplishment.
Too Cool!
(Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile)
This is just too cool. This is my first blog sent from my ultra cool Blackberry Pearl 8100-something. I like the phone, although it's a bitch to learn all the little details and stuff. I'm glad I'm smarter than the average Mexican, so getting the hang of the phone with only minimal tech support feels like a big accomplishment.
Too Cool!
Big Penis Eureka!
I just realized the daily problems of my life would disappear if I had a grotesquely huge penis. I don't know why I hadn't thought of it earlier, but I'm glad I thought of it now. By porn standards, I'd have to hang at least 15 inches to be legitimately "hung".
Oh, the doors that would open!
I would whip myself into muscled shape to make adult movies and hang out at their conventions in Vegas. I wouldn't hurry to hide my privates anymore in the locker room. Life would be so simple. I would become a talk-circuit celebrity and make a killing at seminars and live shows.
Could life get any better? I don't think so.
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